see your boring pictures in the eyes of a crazy man with a crippling cocaine addiction
320- fuck the tsa
“Metallic ink printed on shirts spells out the privacy rights stated in the amendment and is designed to appear in TSA scanners. “
I’ll have to wear this next time some weird guy pulls me over and fondles my testicles.
Alright, the backstory behind this is that there is a japanese game show where they get 10 women and an older man, and he picks one to have sex with and some other creepy stuff (use your imagination). But the catch was that 1 of the ten was the man’s daughter, but he doesnt know which one it is, and the women stay masked at all times so there is a 1:10 chance of him picking his own daughter and making sweaty, yucky love with her.
And you thought “The Biggest Loser” was horrible.
318 - One Love
I think it’s beautiful that the japanese manage to come together and enjoy each other’s company.
Oh, and I think it’s great that they date pillows.
317 - Fucking Miracles
You just know this was made by some guy who was bullied in highschool by all the “bad kids” because he was a goody two shoes. They probably eventually got them to break a pretty important rule…
the rule of fucking gravity
316 - Baby Mop
all janitors should be fired in pre-schools. they are no longer necessary.